Warning: Do Not Open Unless You’re Over 40!
Okay, now remember, I said this email is for people
Over
40
ONLY.
If you’re younger than 40, and you get offended by anything I
say, tough tutus, you weren’t invited to this party anyway!
Now then…
I want to tell you what happened to me the other day…
I bought an exercise dvd because I’m tired of being tired. I [...]











